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[***]

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ALL:
* It's time for Animaniacs *

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* And we're zany to the max *

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* So just sit back and relax *

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* You'll laugh
Till you collapse *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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BOTH:
* Come join
The Warner brothers *

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* And the Warner sister, Dot *

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ALL:
* Just for fun we run around
The Warner movie lot *

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* They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught *

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* But we break loose
And then vamoose *

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* And now you know the plot *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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 * Dot is cute and Yakko yaks *

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* Wakko packs away the snacks *

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 * While Bill Clinton
 Plays the sax *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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 * Meet Pinky and the Brain *

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 * Who want to rule
 The universe *

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 * Goodfeathers flock together *

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 * Slappy whacks 'em
 With her purse *

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 * Buttons chases Mindy *

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 * While Rita sings a verse *

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* The writers flipped
We have no script *

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* Why bother to rehearse? *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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* We have pay-or-play
Contracts *

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* We're zany to the max *

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* There's bologna
In our slacks *

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* We're Animan-y *

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* Totally insane-y *

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* Dana Delany *

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* Animaniacs *

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* Those are the facts *

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[***]

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[IN FRENCH]
 Alouette, gentille Alouette.

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[SIGHS]

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 Alouette.

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 Je te plumerai.

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 Je te plumerai la tete.

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 Je te plumerai la tete.

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 Et la tete?

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 Et la tete?

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 Alouette?

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 Alouette.

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Oh.

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[***]

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[SMOOCHING AND MOANING]

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Stay on your side!

50
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But, my fuzzy liebchen,
I just...

51
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Otto! No hanky-pankies!

52
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Stay on your side!

53
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[SIGHS]

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[GIGGLING]

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[SMOOCHING]

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BOTH:
Ahh!

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Ahh!

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I didn't know you cared.

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Ahh!

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Ahh!

61
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Ahoo!

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Ah!

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You're comfy.

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Otto. There are schnauzers
on me!

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Ach! Mein earring!

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Now, just calm down,
my mushy liebchen.

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It's all right.

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These are patients of mine.

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Yeah. We're crazy.

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[SCREAMING AND GIGGLING]

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What are you doing here?

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We're gonna watch
the movie with you.

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Oh, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no.

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Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes,
yes, yes, yes.

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Can I play with your chins?
Boingie, boingie, boingie...

76
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You're ruining my date!

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Nonsense!

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It was ruined
before we got here.

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By the way,
something died on your head.

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Get back to your tower
andleave me alone!

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Otto, the schnauzers
frightened me!

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Oh, there, there.

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Stay on your side.

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[BANGING]

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Daddy, please don't shut us out!

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Daddy, all we want is food!

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Father, we crave your love!

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ALL:
Daddy! Daddy! Please!

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Those poor kids!

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ALL:
Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!

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Go away!

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Hey! Now, hold on, there.

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What kinda father
are you, man?

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Listen here, you.

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I am not their father.

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Am their pee-sychiatrist.

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So mind your own beeswax.

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Ha. I gave you a raspberry.

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[LAUGHING]

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WOMAN:
Keep it down.

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MAN 1:
Quiet. We're tying
to watch the movie.

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MAN 2:
I can't hear myself kiss.

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Oh, yeah? I'm giving you all
one big raspberry.

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[CAR ENGINE STARTING]

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Ah! Let me in.

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Open this door.
Let me in.

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Vroom. Vroom. Vroom.

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You're not going to bite me,
are you?

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Not unless you want us to.

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Vroom. Vroom.

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I can't believe
I can't get in my own car.

112
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These kids are always ruining...

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This is the most ridiculous
thing I ever heard of...

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[HORN HONKING]

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[SMOOCHING]

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[BOTH SCREAM]

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 Fr�re Jacques.

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 Fr�re Jacques.

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 Dormez vous?
 Dormez vous?

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 Sonnez les matines.

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 Sonnez les matines.

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 Din, din, don.

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 Din, din, don!

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This is the worst French film
I've ever seen.

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It's also the only French film
I've ever seen.

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[BANGING]

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Let me in the car.

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Let me in!

129
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Please, let me in!

130
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Move, Dr. Scratchansniff.
We can't see the movie.

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[YELLING]

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I'm out.

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Us too.

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Well, we'll just have to get
some more then, won't we?

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 Oui.

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Uagh.

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Otto? Where are you?

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Right here, my fudge.

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Would you be a dumpling
and get us more snacks?

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[COUGHING LOUDLY]

141
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Welcome
to the Snackaterium.

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I'm, uh... Mitch.

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Can I help your order?

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I mean, can you order...
No, no, I mean...

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Let me start over, 'kay?

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Welcome to the Snackaterium.

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I'm Mitch.
Can I have your order?

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Ya. Hello, Mitch.

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I'll have a small popcorn.

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We don't have small.

151
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Then give me a medium.

152
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We don't have medium.

153
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Well, what do you have?

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Large, super chubby,
and double super chubby.

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Then isn't a large a small?

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Uh, I'll have to ask my manager.

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Just give me a large popcorn.

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You want fries with that?

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Ugh. Why would I want fries
with popcorn?

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Uh, I'll have to ask
my manager.

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[GROANING]

162
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Oh, yummy. The popcorn.

163
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Didn't you get any fries?

164
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Oh, I hope you don't mind.

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I put the top down
on your car.

166
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But I don't have a convertible.

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Hi!

168
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Did you get the popcorn?

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And the fries?

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[YELLING]

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I had a wonderful time.
Bye-bye.

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Goodnight.

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Stay on your side.

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Don't worry, scratchy.
Your next date'll be better.

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Next date?

176
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Yeah, didn't she tell you?

177
00:10:04,267 --> 00:10:07,300
We're all going to the drive-in
again next week.

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Isn't that neat?

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Ahh!

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[SCREAMING]

181
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That man is in love.

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MAN:
 * When the birds hit the street
 Looking for food to eat *

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 * That's Goodfeathers *

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LADIES:
 * That's Goodfeathers *

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 * When I'm cooin' at you
And you're cooin' at me *

186
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 * That's Goodfeathers *

187
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 * Take no guff
 'Cause they're tough *

188
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 * Strut their stuff
 No cream puffs *

189
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 * That's Goodfeathers *

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[***]

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SQUIT:
 As far back
 as I can remember,

192
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 we knew our girlfriends

193
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 wanted to hang out with us
 all the time.

194
00:10:55,934 --> 00:10:57,601
 Ya see, we thought
 the only thing

195
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 they had goin' for themselves

196
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 was bein' hooked up
 with the Goodfeathers.

197
00:11:01,801 --> 00:11:05,801
[LAUGHING]

198
00:11:09,434 --> 00:11:11,767
BOBBY:
Yo, girlfeathers.

199
00:11:11,767 --> 00:11:15,267
Coo. Can't we do nothin' without
the Goodfeathers showin' up?

200
00:11:15,267 --> 00:11:17,934
SQUIT:
 Boy. Were we wrong.

201
00:11:17,934 --> 00:11:19,534
Good afternoon, peahens.

202
00:11:21,367 --> 00:11:22,767
Hiya, Sasha.

203
00:11:22,767 --> 00:11:24,701
Hmmph.

204
00:11:27,267 --> 00:11:29,701
We was thinkin' maybe you like
to peck around town with us.

205
00:11:29,701 --> 00:11:32,334
You know, maybe play a little
Hide-And-Go-Smooch.

206
00:11:32,334 --> 00:11:33,434
Yay!

207
00:11:33,434 --> 00:11:35,100
No thanks, we got plans.

208
00:11:35,100 --> 00:11:36,234
We do?

209
00:11:36,234 --> 00:11:38,868
We're, uh,
flyin' to the Grand Canyon.

210
00:11:38,868 --> 00:11:39,934
We are?

211
00:11:39,934 --> 00:11:41,834
Grand Canyon?
I'm coo wit that.

212
00:11:41,834 --> 00:11:42,868
Are you coo wit that?

213
00:11:42,868 --> 00:11:43,934
I'm coo if you're coo.

214
00:11:43,934 --> 00:11:44,934
I'm coo. Are you coo?

215
00:11:44,934 --> 00:11:46,934
Grand Canyon it is.

216
00:11:46,934 --> 00:11:49,801
Sorry, but you're not invited.
See ya.

217
00:11:49,801 --> 00:11:51,067
Beak ya later.

218
00:11:51,067 --> 00:11:54,267
Buhbye. Don't follow us.
Girls only.

219
00:11:54,267 --> 00:11:55,534
I can't believe it.

220
00:11:58,701 --> 00:12:00,667
They dumped us.

221
00:12:02,100 --> 00:12:04,567
Get over yourself.
They love us.

222
00:12:04,567 --> 00:12:07,033
We are their reason for living.

223
00:12:07,033 --> 00:12:09,067
Nah, Sasha doesn't love me.

224
00:12:09,067 --> 00:12:12,167
I'm not invited 'cause
she doesn't want me around.

225
00:12:12,167 --> 00:12:14,334
Don't you know nothin'
about women, Squit?

226
00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:17,901
If a chickie-babe flaps off in
a hurry sayin' "Don't follow,"

227
00:12:17,901 --> 00:12:21,634
what she's sayin' is,
"Hey, loverbird. Chase me."

228
00:12:21,634 --> 00:12:23,133
So go get her.

229
00:12:26,968 --> 00:12:29,067
Got no clue
how to communicate with women,

230
00:12:29,067 --> 00:12:30,234
ya know what I'm sayin'?

231
00:12:30,234 --> 00:12:31,901
He's a cluck,
that's what he is.

232
00:12:40,834 --> 00:12:43,067
Now that we're alone
we can talk seriously for once.

233
00:12:43,067 --> 00:12:44,400
Coo.
Coo.

234
00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:46,501
You know the pita bread
they toss out down on 57th?

235
00:12:46,501 --> 00:12:48,567
Really fattening.
They make it with lard.

236
00:12:48,567 --> 00:12:50,901
I gained four ounces
eatin' one crumb of that pita.

237
00:12:50,901 --> 00:12:52,000
You did not.

238
00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:53,133
It all goes to my thighs.

239
00:12:53,133 --> 00:12:54,634
You got a great figure.

240
00:12:54,634 --> 00:12:56,167
I do not.
I have to diet all the time.

241
00:12:56,167 --> 00:12:57,167
I'm fat.

242
00:12:57,167 --> 00:12:58,534
You are not fat.

243
00:12:58,534 --> 00:12:59,767
Puhleeze.

244
00:12:59,767 --> 00:13:01,767
BOBBY:
Badda bing.
There they are.

245
00:13:03,734 --> 00:13:06,367
I know you want me to chase ya.

246
00:13:06,367 --> 00:13:08,267
Yeah, right.

247
00:13:08,267 --> 00:13:10,467
[GUYS LAUGHING]

248
00:13:14,901 --> 00:13:17,234
Ahh!

249
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,267
Call me crazy, guys,

250
00:13:22,267 --> 00:13:24,400
but I don't think
they want us along.

251
00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:27,000
You're crazy.

252
00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:30,267
Get outta my face.

253
00:13:30,267 --> 00:13:32,434
What? What'd I do? What?

254
00:13:38,601 --> 00:13:40,634
You know what I'm gonna do
when I get back?

255
00:13:40,634 --> 00:13:43,000
I'm gonna design nests
for all the girly-birds

256
00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,200
in the neighborhood.

257
00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:45,634
Oh, do mine.

258
00:13:45,634 --> 00:13:48,501
You could do that, Lana.
You got great taste in twigs.

259
00:13:48,501 --> 00:13:49,534
Ya think so?

260
00:13:49,534 --> 00:13:51,200
Forget about it.
Your nest is perfect.

261
00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:53,100
You'd be a great designer.
Do mine.

262
00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:54,100
You got talent.

263
00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:55,834
I do?
Puhleeze.

264
00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:02,801
Here we are,
your hunka-hunka pigee loves.

265
00:14:02,801 --> 00:14:04,501
ALL:
Ew.

266
00:14:06,868 --> 00:14:09,901
Badda bing,
they love to flirt.

267
00:14:09,901 --> 00:14:11,234
Rrow.

268
00:14:11,234 --> 00:14:13,033
They want us to conquer them.

269
00:14:13,033 --> 00:14:15,267
That's why they got us
on this love quest.

270
00:14:15,267 --> 00:14:17,901
Maybe they're just tryin'
to get away from us.

271
00:14:21,267 --> 00:14:22,300
PESTO:
That's it.

272
00:14:22,300 --> 00:14:23,434
Try to get away from this,

273
00:14:23,434 --> 00:14:25,567
you whiny sack
of pillow stuffing.

274
00:14:30,567 --> 00:14:33,467
[ALL YELLING]

275
00:14:43,367 --> 00:14:46,000
Scungilli. Fiorucci.
Pistachio.

276
00:14:49,601 --> 00:14:51,801
Al dente, fresco, amore.

277
00:14:59,100 --> 00:15:00,801
Do you like my feathers
this way?

278
00:15:00,801 --> 00:15:03,033
Yeah, but you could swoop up
your crown a little.

279
00:15:03,033 --> 00:15:04,868
I like a feather-do
that's easy to manage.

280
00:15:04,868 --> 00:15:05,934
So do l.

281
00:15:05,934 --> 00:15:07,767
I got a preen once
and it was a disaster.

282
00:15:07,767 --> 00:15:09,567
Me too.
Ew, I hate that.

283
00:15:09,567 --> 00:15:11,534
I like the natural look.
Do you ever bleach?

284
00:15:11,534 --> 00:15:12,534
No.

285
00:15:12,534 --> 00:15:13,734
Puhleeze.

286
00:15:13,734 --> 00:15:15,400
Surprise.

287
00:15:17,100 --> 00:15:19,901
[GASPS]
Uh-uh-uh-uh!

288
00:15:22,901 --> 00:15:24,334
Arrivederci.

289
00:15:24,334 --> 00:15:25,467
Bon voyage.

290
00:15:25,467 --> 00:15:26,734
Ciao.

291
00:15:26,734 --> 00:15:28,300
What are we gonna do?

292
00:15:28,300 --> 00:15:29,334
Hide.

293
00:15:37,133 --> 00:15:39,734
[DRIVER YELLS]

294
00:15:39,734 --> 00:15:42,267
Sure hope my insurance covers
stowaway pidgeon attacks.

295
00:15:47,868 --> 00:15:49,601
Kentucky fried pigeon

296
00:15:49,601 --> 00:15:52,734
comin' to Lake Edna
and your neck of the woods.

297
00:15:57,901 --> 00:16:01,000
Coo. This is the best flight
we ever took.

298
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,167
BOTH:
Yeah.

299
00:16:02,167 --> 00:16:04,167
What a beautiful sight.

300
00:16:04,167 --> 00:16:05,267
Gee, thanks.

301
00:16:08,234 --> 00:16:09,701
Okay, Goodfeathers.

302
00:16:09,701 --> 00:16:13,734
Why don't you flap over and look
at the romantic scenery with us?

303
00:16:15,234 --> 00:16:16,534
What's a matter with you?

304
00:16:16,534 --> 00:16:18,434
Don't flap when a girly-bird
says flap.

305
00:16:18,434 --> 00:16:20,267
You gotta play hard to get.

306
00:16:20,267 --> 00:16:21,267
What?

307
00:16:23,634 --> 00:16:25,300
The Godpigeon.

308
00:16:30,901 --> 00:16:34,901
[MUMBLING]

309
00:16:38,667 --> 00:16:41,734
The Godpigeon says quit
playin' around like adolescents

310
00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:43,534
and show 'em we love 'em.

311
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:53,734
 The Grand Canyon,
 though awesome and vast,

312
00:16:53,734 --> 00:16:57,000
 is small compared to our love,
 nor longer will it last.

313
00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:59,934
Wow. You're an eloquent bird,
Pesto.

314
00:16:59,934 --> 00:17:01,434
What's that
supposed to mean?

315
00:17:01,434 --> 00:17:02,634
I said you're eloquent.

316
00:17:02,634 --> 00:17:04,367
You know,
what you said had meaning.

317
00:17:04,367 --> 00:17:05,734
Eloquent?! What.

318
00:17:05,734 --> 00:17:09,133
Are you sayin' I am some kind of
long-nosed, tusk-toothed,

319
00:17:09,133 --> 00:17:13,267
flap-eared pachyderm
here to go...for you?

320
00:17:13,267 --> 00:17:14,734
Is that what you're saying?

321
00:17:14,734 --> 00:17:15,801
No, I didn't say that.

322
00:17:15,801 --> 00:17:17,133
I said you were eloquent.

323
00:17:17,133 --> 00:17:18,567
I am eloquent.

324
00:17:18,567 --> 00:17:20,801
Yeah, that's what I'm sayin'.

325
00:17:20,801 --> 00:17:22,167
That's it.

326
00:17:22,167 --> 00:17:23,534
Hey, come on!

327
00:17:23,534 --> 00:17:25,934
I'm gonna give ya eloquent.
Here's your eloquent.

328
00:17:25,934 --> 00:17:30,501
[LAUGHING]

329
00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:36,834
Coo. Men...

330
00:17:36,834 --> 00:17:39,334
Fightin' all the time
like little squabs.

331
00:17:39,334 --> 00:17:41,000
Like little squabs.

332
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,868
Yeah, like squabs.

333
00:17:42,868 --> 00:17:44,334
Goodfeathers. All they got

334
00:17:44,334 --> 00:17:46,601
goin' for themselves
is bein' hooked up with us.

335
00:17:46,601 --> 00:17:47,734
You can say that again.

336
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:49,067
Puhleeze.

337
00:17:52,701 --> 00:17:56,701
[***]

338
00:18:01,634 --> 00:18:03,601
[ALL SIGHING IN AWE]

339
00:18:03,601 --> 00:18:05,767
How darling.

340
00:18:05,767 --> 00:18:08,501
Absolutely adorable.

341
00:18:08,501 --> 00:18:10,300
Just precious.

342
00:18:10,300 --> 00:18:12,567
ALL:
She's so cute.

343
00:18:12,567 --> 00:18:14,767
[ALL SIGHING]

344
00:18:14,767 --> 00:18:16,300
I get this all the time.

345
00:18:16,300 --> 00:18:18,033
Well, bye-bye.

346
00:18:18,033 --> 00:18:19,968
ALL:
Isn't she cute?

347
00:18:19,968 --> 00:18:21,801
[***]

348
00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:23,100
* I'm cute *

349
00:18:23,100 --> 00:18:25,000
* Yes, it's true *

350
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:27,300
* I really can't help it
But what can I do? *

351
00:18:27,300 --> 00:18:29,801
* When you're cute
It just shows *

352
00:18:29,801 --> 00:18:32,801
* With these two darling eyes
and this cute little nose *

353
00:18:32,801 --> 00:18:35,133
* And a pretty pink dress
That's adorable, yes *

354
00:18:35,133 --> 00:18:38,167
* And when they see my dimples
then everyone says: *

355
00:18:38,167 --> 00:18:40,300
ALL:
* Oh, shoot *

356
00:18:40,300 --> 00:18:41,901
* Isn't she cute? *

357
00:18:41,901 --> 00:18:43,100
* Cute, cute *

358
00:18:43,100 --> 00:18:45,434
* Oh, isn't she cute
Cute, cute? *

359
00:18:45,434 --> 00:18:48,501
* I'm the one they adore *

360
00:18:48,501 --> 00:18:51,634
* I'm sweet and I'm cuddly
And small just like Dudley *

361
00:18:51,634 --> 00:18:53,834
* But more it's a chore *

362
00:18:53,834 --> 00:18:56,434
* To be constantly cute
And enchanting to boot *

363
00:18:56,434 --> 00:18:59,267
* When my lip's sticking out
In that cute little pout *

364
00:18:59,267 --> 00:19:01,834
* Then there just is no doubt
Why the guys like to shout *

365
00:19:01,834 --> 00:19:03,868
BOTH:
* She's a beaut *

366
00:19:03,868 --> 00:19:05,601
* Let's face it, I'm cute *

367
00:19:05,601 --> 00:19:07,000
BOTH:
* Cute, cute *

368
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:09,601
* Oh, baby
She's cute, cute, cute *

369
00:19:09,601 --> 00:19:12,467
* Being cute's a thing
You can't hide *

370
00:19:12,467 --> 00:19:14,667
* If you look up the word
In a book *

371
00:19:14,667 --> 00:19:16,634
* There's my picture inside *

372
00:19:16,634 --> 00:19:19,434
* TV Guide
Has me on the cover *

373
00:19:19,434 --> 00:19:20,801
BOTH:
* Don't ya just love her? *

374
00:19:20,801 --> 00:19:22,167
* I'm simply a goddess *

375
00:19:22,167 --> 00:19:23,467
* And isn't she modest? *

376
00:19:23,467 --> 00:19:25,167
* I'm the answer
To one of the questions *

377
00:19:25,167 --> 00:19:27,968
* In Trivial Pursuit *

378
00:19:27,968 --> 00:19:29,467
* For "Who's the most cute?" *

379
00:19:29,467 --> 00:19:30,667
BOTH:
* Cute, cute *

380
00:19:30,667 --> 00:19:33,868
* Oh, isn't she cute
Cute, cute? *

381
00:19:33,868 --> 00:19:35,367
* I'm cute and I'm sweet *

382
00:19:35,367 --> 00:19:39,234
* And I'm innocent, neat
And so trusting *

383
00:19:39,234 --> 00:19:40,334
* If you want our opinion *

384
00:19:40,334 --> 00:19:44,033
* This song is becoming
Disgusting *

385
00:19:44,033 --> 00:19:45,734
* I'm cute *

386
00:19:45,734 --> 00:19:46,734
* So, what *

387
00:19:46,734 --> 00:19:48,667
* I never am vain *

388
00:19:48,667 --> 00:19:50,400
* She's becoming
A pain in the-- *

389
00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:52,601
* But I'm also real nice *

390
00:19:52,601 --> 00:19:54,033
* I'm a doll
Through and through *

391
00:19:54,033 --> 00:19:55,400
BOTH:
* So big whoop-de-doo *

392
00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:56,968
* I'm sweet and adoring *

393
00:19:56,968 --> 00:19:58,267
BOTH:
* And also real boring *

394
00:19:58,267 --> 00:20:00,400
* And that's why
We're snoring at you *

395
00:20:05,801 --> 00:20:09,367
That's it! You've ruined
my entire cute song!

396
00:20:12,133 --> 00:20:16,667
I am angry! I am furious!
I am enraged!

397
00:20:16,667 --> 00:20:19,367
I have had it!

398
00:20:19,367 --> 00:20:22,367
[PANTING]

399
00:20:22,367 --> 00:20:24,200
You're awfully cute
when you're angry.

400
00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:26,934
Do you really think so?

401
00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:28,901
ALL:
* A babba dabba dabba do wah *

402
00:20:28,901 --> 00:20:30,534
She's cute.

403
00:20:32,934 --> 00:20:36,934
[***]

404
00:21:03,801 --> 00:21:05,000
I'm Yakko.

405
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:06,868
I'm Wakko.

406
00:21:06,868 --> 00:21:08,534
And I'm cute.